What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 07:47
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
True - how I loved my mum!
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
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Do you know what she said mum?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
What! how could you do that?